Maybe My Psychology Degree is Useful

Because otherwise I think I would need to go into therapy for an identity crisis. Yesterday as I was watching the excruciatingly long Red Sox/Yankees game (yay Sox!), I was thinking about the types of commercials I see on the very few tv shows that I watch. I am obviously not the target audience. The majority of the commercials are for:

• ED
• Cars (I'll never be able to afford one)
• Retirement (ditto)
• Investment plans (same)
• Lots and lots of beer

Not really applicable, no? If they want me to buy things, the commercials should be for:

• M&Ms
• Loan forgiveness
• Coffee
  
• Yarn
• Low fat/low calorie convenience food
• Anything that gives me more time to sleep

The moral of the story is that I'm watching TV shows for older, rich, but not necessarily classy men.